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Subject: Single Black Female      From: RR
12/20/2009 11:02:20 PM


One of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....




Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.




UPDATE: As an afterthought, I checked. This joke is listed on Snopes.com. It's unclear whether anyone actually placed this ad (or in which newspaper), but the Human Society has received numerous calls responding to it over the years.



Robert ...gratia autem Dei, sum id quod sum

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