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Subject: Signs of the Times From: RR	7/25/2010 9:24:40 AM
************************ Sign over a Gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ********************** In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ********************** On a septic tank truck: Yesterday's meals on wheels ********************** On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ********************** On another plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ********************** On a church's bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." ********************** At a tire store "Invite us to your next blowout." ********************** On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ********************** In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ********************** On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." ********************** At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ********************** On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ********************** On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" ********************** At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." ********************** Outside a car exhaust store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.." ********************** In a vet's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ********************** In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." ********************** In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ********************** Robert** ...gratia autem Dei, sum id quod sum
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