Sometimes, it's hard to see America as the land of the free & brave...
1. Two women are driving down the highway.
2. One of them (stupidly) throws a cigarette out the window.
3. Cop pulls them over for littering. Thinks he smells marijuana.
4. Immediately calls a female officer to do a full body cavity search.
5. Two women are "completely" searched, in the car headlights, next to the highway.
6. Women are humiliated, and violated.
7. No marijuana was found on the women -- or in the car.
Tell you what, fellow citizens. ...if you hear of any "official" being seriously hurt after trying to stick their finger up a guy's butt, you'll know they ran into me.